Top 10 Celebrity Booties!?!

WatchMojo.com recently published a YouTube video naming the Top 10 Famous Celebrity Booties (Famous Celebrity seems redundant, but we will role with it). I usually choose not to write about such mainstream bullshit because it comes from the mainstream and will be...well, bullshit.

I will concede that some of the ladies on the list deserve to hold a position on most legitimate best booty list. Some of these ladies literally have no ass at all or have gained booty infamy simply because of their celebrity or other talent (e.g. dancing). If you've spent any time looking at porn or stripper selfies on social media sites you know that many of these 'Top 10' can't complete with real-world booties.

Here's WatchMojo's list of Top 10 Famous Celebrity Booties:

  1. Jennifer Lopez: No doubt a Phat Ass on a grand scale. Well, at least it used to be. Jennifer is still packing but has slimmed down considerably since you went "Hollywood." I miss the thick bubble butt she had when she was a Fly-Girl dancing on In Living Color.
  2. Shakira: Nice ass, but relatively small compared to many other Latin American hotties. Her booty fame is more hype based on her dancing than actual booty meat.
  3. Kim Kardashian: Is it real? It was real in the Ray-J sex tape! I've seen so many pictures of that ass at this point that it is no longer as impressive. Definitely a phatty. Unfortunately, there are way to many pictures of it looking lumpy and distorted.
  4. Beyoncé: Nice ass! It's a dime a dozen in the hood, but a nice ass it is.
  5. Nicki Minaj: Clearly a fake ass and for that reason it shouldn't be on the list. I do like how she works it.
  6. Iggy Azaelia: Phat Ass White Girl indeed. Thumbs up to this whooty. She's very 'hippy' which is not what you tend to see in mainstream white thots.
  7. Scarlett Johansson: Nice petite booty on a small frame! Not sure if it is 'Top 10'.
  8. Pippa Middleton: If you're an ass-man then this entry on the list is down right offensive.This chick has no ass at all.
  9. Cocoa Austin: Another amazing whooty. Cornbread fed no doubt.
  10. Vida Guerra: An amazing latin ass and probably the best on this list. If Shakira could dance with an ass like this there would be a lot of guys fapping at her concerts.

Bless All These Girls Who Take Booty Pics

If there is one thing that the internet has granted to society at large it is unfettered access to Ass and Titties. In fact, the proliferation of "porn" has been so swift and efficient that you do not have to search for it. Porn will find its way into your online existence.

I was recently reminded of the blessing the internet has bestowed on us when I was combing through my NSFW Tumblr feed attached to thickfigures.com. Instead of the typical thot shot or booty pose of the day, one of the bloggers posted a quote stating, "Bless All These Girls Who Take Booty Pics!" Amen.

The Blessings of a Good Ass Pic

In an ideal world we would have access to all the things we desire. If your an ass-man then that means you would be able to lust over all booty meat that crosses your path. Now, let's be clear, I'm not talking about physically touching a woman without her consent because you desire her assets. That may be rape or at the very least assault. I'm referring to the fantasy of tapping that ass or the mere joy of seeing a thick piece walking in your line of sight and thinking, "I'd hit that!"

The internet has allowed us to access that ass 24 hours, 7 days a week. I've tapped my fair share of pussy, but I'm still amazed by all the shit I haven't hit. The diversity of booty I have never seen in person is available online and I am grateful. I have a strong preference for thick (not fat) chicks; race doesn't matter, black, Pawg and other can get it. 

The internet has allowed me to appreciate skinny hoes as well. A bony chick bent over with that pussy spread naturally is my new fetish. With a thick chick you have to work your way through that ass meat. With a skinny thot with no ass, bent over, the pussy is placed open right before you. Thank you internet!

Addicted to Voyeurism

If there is one act that the internet has increased or exacerbated it is voyeurism.

Voyeurism is the practice of obtaining sexual gratification by looking at sexual objects or acts, especially secretively.

Yeah, I think if you enjoy looking at ass, titties, porn, Sports Illustrated models, ratchet rap videos and twerk battles, etc... you are a voyeur. If you've made of a habit of looking at such content you may be addicted. I'm not suggesting that's a bad thing. If your habit doesn't fuck up your money, time with wifey and the kids or your ability to make rational decisions then there's no need to curb it.

Endulge. Enjoy all the ass pics, twerk videos and thot content you can lay your eyes on. If you find yourself running out of shit to fap to, don't worry there's a hashtag somewhere that will introduce you to a new world of filth.

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P.A.W.G.: Phat Ass White Girls Beating Out Black Booty?

Phat ass white girls and whooties, white girls with booties, have edged their way into the realm of adult entertainment traditionally dominated by thick or big booty black chicks and Latinas.

If phat asses are your fetish then race or ethnicity should not play a role in you meeting your needs. Look around and you will find a thot with a phat ass in every demographic. In fact, race is irrelevant to most genres of porn unless you are specifically looking for a racial element, such as big black cock, Asian hookers, etc....

White women with big assess is not a new phenomenon. Nina Hartley has been getting her whooty smashed for over 30

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Phat Ass White Girl

years and the ass is still phat.

What distinguishes today's PAWGs from their older counterparts is cultural appropriation. In the '80's and '90's a white woman with a big ass was a white woman with a big ass. Today's phat ass white girls associate ample booty with black culture.

Search YouTube or Vine for twerk videos and there is a good chance that you will find more white chicks twerking to hip-hop than blacks and chicas. I'm sure there are bitches in Nebraska twerking to trap music. In general, with the explosion of hip-hip in mainstream America, there are more white people "acting black" than ever before. I'm not about to argue whether that is good or bad. I see some problems with appropriation overall but think your personal feelings should guide your opinion.

There is nothing wrong with the spread of culture if that culture's origin (e.g. hip-hop) is being recognized. I've seen videos of women twerking to hip-hop in eastern Europe. I'm not mad at that. I just hope that they recognize that it was young blacks in America that made that shit possible.

The era of the phat ass white girl or whooty may be a fad. It is too early to tell. What has been consistent for generations is that people of African descent have been shaking their asses for generations and that's a fact.

 

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BET Awards – Best Female Hip-Hop Artist (by Booty)

Beats, Bars & Booty

When it comes to rap music I like my beats hard and lyrics witty. Put the music to video and I prefer if it's laced with lots of booty. I'm not saying that a phat ass is absolutely necessary to enjoy the music, but it sure looks good twerking to a trap beat.

 I know I'm not the only one who enjoys a thick booty clapping. Turn on any music video channel (the ones that still play videos) or check out YouTube and you will see an abundance of ass getting screen time from both male and female rap artist.

There's no doubt that sex sells, or at the very least it get's you to take a look and listen. The music industry has been using it for years to push both stellar and mediocre projects.

More Ass, More Accolades

I recently heard the nominees for the 2015 BET Awards - Best Female Hip-Hop Artist. The Nominees include:

  • Azealia Banks
  • Dej Loaf
  • Iggy Azalea
  • Tink
  • Nicki Minaj
  • Trina

The first thing that came to mind when I read this list was Nicki's Anaconda video. That visual work of art had more ass per second than all the other nominees combined. Nicki went to work face down and ass up, literally.

All of the nominees are talented in their own right; albeit some more that others. When it comes to spitting bars the competition is real. I hate to single out the only PAWG in the group, but she is probably the weakest artist lyrically.

Iggy Azalea

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All are pushing dime status when it comes to the grill. No hood-boogers in this selection. However, as previously stated, sex sells, not pretty faces! Although all are blessed with physiques that can make you do a double take there are only three who have used there assets to bolster their positions in the rap game; Trina (The Baddest Bitch), Nicki Minaj & Iggy Azalea.

Personally, I like my ladies thick like Trina. She's got a homegrown booty and body. Plus she has been maintaining her sex symbol status for a very long time. No fake bitch antics from Trina. She's been slightly subdued, but maintains her OG status amongst female rap artist.

Keeping it 100, the real competition in this category is between Nicki and Iggy. Unfortunately, the competition isn't based solely on the music. There's no doubt that Nicki Minaj is the realist. Her credibility is official.

But as we all know, female competition is not based on talent alone. Booty and sexuality are key factors. You have got to know how to shake that ass and keep it exposed tastefully. Anybody can achieve thot status by showing some ass and titty. To be taken seriously as an artist you must maintain the balance against bars and booty.

Nicki Minaj was the winner of the BET Awards Best Female Hip-Hop artist award in 2010, 2011, 2012, 2013 and 2014.

I'm just saying that there is something about that ass (and talent) that keeps the populous mesmerized. Forget her recent collaborations. If Booty is a factor then she is guaranteed to win based on the Anaconda video alone!

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