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The Internet vs. Real Pussy

I recently turned down some primetime pussy (i.e., fit, thick and dewy) based on the prospect of jerking off to porn at my convenience. I literally did not give a fuck because I knew that I had unlimited access to the smut, filth and fuckery necessary to bust this nut on demand. This freedom has been granted by the Internet.

Cum Now, Fuck Later!

Without a doubt, technology has made life easier. In fact, that's the point of innovation; to make shit easier. Traveling up the east coast in the 18th century took weeks with a horse and carriage. Now you can drive from Florida to New York in a day. What you can cook in 30 minutes in the microwave used to take hours to prepare. There are countless examples of how tech has simplified life. A strong argument can be made that it has also made us lazier.



I like to fuck as much as everyone else, but truth be told, sometimes I need to get that nut and keep it moving. I'm not about to bash and slander women by accusing them of ruining the sexual encounters with courtship, for-play and other games people play. It's not about you, Ladies!

Sometimes a brother just needs to get this nut off real quick and keep it moving. We can engage in a full love making session when the time is right.

The Internet has become that perfect tool (like a microwave) to get what you need on demand; including that cumshot to relieve a stressful day.

Unlimited Free Pussy for Everyone!

The best thing about porn is that so much of it is free. I remember shelling out $20-$30 for some quality adult content on VHS tape. I spent hundreds on the "Baby Got Back" series and jerk off to that shit hundreds of times before copping the next tape. (I let my tape rock 'til my tape popped! LOL.) Now all that shit can be found on tube sites.

Free porn is not limited to ghetto/white trash amateur shit. You can find high production quality porn from all major studies...including entire movies featuring the hottest bitch of the day!

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All That Ass and Then Some

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Unlimited access to any imaginable fetish may lead some lame motherfuckers to forsake pussy all together. I would never go that far. I truly believe that no matter how crunched you are for time it is critical to get your dick wet from pussy instead of pre-cum.

The internet is a tool to use when pussy is not available or you just have no fucks to give. You just want to get that nut.

If we really want to be honest, sometimes the chick we fucking with doesn't do it for us. Your lady may have a phat ass and rides dick like a Triple Crown Thoroughbred racer, but you may be interested a top heavy milf giving sloppy head to get your nut off. Maybe you got a thot fetish or love seeing white trash dicked down by bbc. All your lustful desires are available with a high speed internet connection.

Just don't let your lady know what you are jerking off too. Such knowledge can ruin or self-esteem, distort her view of your desires for her, or even worse, make her withhold the pussy because you disgust her sensibilities.

 
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