There's no denying that the majority of us enjoy masturbating. It has been estimated that 61% of men enjoy rubbing one out, but I would argue that number has to be higher. Shit, if you found your way to this blog there is a good chance you fall into the group of brethren on that lonely quest to get a nut.
What good is porn if you can't cum to it, literally? At the very least you need to periodically work yourself to orgasm to relieve the tension of not getting pussy on a regular basis.
I recently came across an unscientific poll that asked, "Do you jack off after working out at the gym?" I was surprised to find that an overwhelming number of respondents masturbate after working out.
Lifting Cock Like Barbells
A whopping 93% of voters stated that they jerk off after a workout. I'll admit that I've seen some bad bitches at the gym that I would love to fuck, but have never been compelled to jerk off on the spot. I've even caught a whiff of a musky thot on the treadmill and thought about tapping that ass, but again it wasn't a call to jerk off.
Sixty three percent acknowledged masturbating immediately after their workout. The overwhelming location is the locker room with 33-37% choosing either the locker room shower or sauna/steam room (really!). The car was preferred by 16% of respondents. Somewhere else at the gym is chosen by 8% of gym-masturbators.
Fapping brethren will be happy to know that 81% cum as a result of their impatience to shoot a load. After all, what's the putting of jacking of you don't cum.
Just over third (34%) clean up discretely after cumming, while 44% splatter the wall or floor and leave the evidence behind. I'll take this time to strongly advocate the use of shower shoes! Need I say more?
Depending on how you read the numbers, anywhere from 20-50% have been caught in either the locker room, shower or somewhere else in the gym on multiple occasions. I find it hard to believe, but 38% said that the person who busted them actually joined! I'm not one to judge and will allow you to mull that number for yourself.
Finally, 32% stated that even after jerking off they bang their significant other when they get home.
Jerk off or Blowjob?
I'm no homophobe, but I find it hard to believe that a large amount of men who are caught actually continue to jerk off with the person who caught them. I know for a fact that standing there while another man is jacking off is a quick way to catch an ass whipping.
Sex in the men's locker room should not be a surprise to anybody familiar with the Village People's song YMCA.
I've been going to the gym for over 15 years and have never caught someone in a sexual act. However, I do recall an unusual situation.
A few years ago I started going to the gym at 6 a.m. on Saturdays. There were very few people at them gym at this time so faces became familiar rather quickly. it was always the same crowd. A black car used to arrive at the same time as I. The driver was an older man in his 50's who looked like he spent the last 30 years lifting Budweisers. The passenger was a frail looking man in his twenties. There's nothing wrong with a workout buddy right? Well, they would enter the locker room and exit approximately 20 minutes later. They never lifted a weight or rode a cardio machine. Every Saturday Morning they went from car to locker room and then from locker room to car. Draw your own conclusion!
The fantasy of gym sex has been portrayed in adult films for years. Who hasn't though of tearing through a pair of yoga pants to get some pussy from a chick doing squats. That doesn't have to be an unrealistic fantasy. I would really like to know how many strangers are actually fucking and sucking after spotting someone at the weight rack.
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