Jerking Off at the Gym?

There's no denying that the majority of us enjoy masturbating. It has been estimated that 61% of men enjoy rubbing one out, but I would argue that number has to be higher. Shit, if you found your way to this blog there is a good chance you fall into the group of brethren on that lonely quest to get a nut.

What good is porn if you can't cum to it, literally? At the very least you need to periodically work yourself to orgasm to relieve the tension of not getting pussy on a regular basis.

I recently came across an unscientific poll that asked, "Do you jack off after working out at the gym?" I was surprised to find that an overwhelming number of respondents masturbate after working out.

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A whopping 93% of voters stated that they jerk off after a workout. I'll admit that I've seen some bad bitches at the gym that I would love to fuck, but have never been compelled to jerk off on the spot. I've even caught a whiff of a musky thot on the treadmill and thought about tapping that ass, but again it wasn't a call to jerk off.

Sixty three percent acknowledged masturbating immediately after their workout. The overwhelming location is the locker room with 33-37% choosing either the locker room shower or sauna/steam room (really!). The car was preferred by 16% of respondents. Somewhere else at the gym is chosen by 8% of gym-masturbators.

Fapping brethren will be happy to know that 81% cum as a result of their impatience to shoot a load. After all, what's the putting of jacking of you don't cum.

Just over  third (34%) clean up discretely after cumming, while 44% splatter the wall or floor and leave the evidence behind. I'll take this time to strongly advocate the use of shower shoes! Need I say more?

Depending on how you read the numbers, anywhere from 20-50% have been caught in either the locker room, shower or somewhere else in the gym on multiple occasions. I find it hard to believe, but 38% said that the person who busted them actually joined! I'm not one to judge and will allow you to mull that number for yourself.

Finally, 32% stated that even after jerking off they bang their significant other when they get home.

Jerk off or Blowjob?

I'm no homophobe, but I find it hard to believe that a large amount of men who are caught actually continue to jerk off with the person who caught them. I know for a fact that standing there while another man is jacking off is a quick way to catch an ass whipping.

Sex in the men's locker room should not be a surprise to anybody familiar with the Village People's song YMCA.

I've been going to the gym for over 15 years and have never caught someone in a sexual act. However, I do recall an unusual situation.

A few years ago I started going to the gym at 6 a.m. on Saturdays. There were very few people at them gym at this time so faces became familiar rather quickly. it was always the same crowd. A black car used to arrive at the same time as I. The driver was an older man in his 50's who looked like he spent the last 30 years lifting Budweisers. The passenger was a frail looking man in his twenties. There's nothing wrong with a workout buddy right? Well, they would enter the locker room and exit approximately 20 minutes later. They never lifted a weight or rode a cardio machine. Every Saturday Morning they went from car to locker room and then from locker room to car. Draw your own conclusion!

The fantasy of gym sex has been portrayed in adult films for years. Who hasn't though of tearing through a pair of yoga pants to get some pussy from a chick doing squats. That doesn't have to be an unrealistic fantasy. I would really like to know how many strangers are actually fucking and sucking after spotting someone at the weight rack.

 

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No Fapping?

If you found your way to butterwater.com there is a good chance you like jerking off. In fact, I hope you like it so much that you watch one of our videos, visit a sponsor ad or just keep reading other posts on this site.

During a recent browsing of Reddit I stumbled on a sub-reddit called 'NoFap.' As you may know, fap or fapping is slang for jerking off, masturbating, choking the chicken etc... A good friend told me that 'fap' is the sound the dick makes when you are beating it. (Considering my dick is rock hard when I am jerking off, I can't imagine it making that sound. Must be my technique.)

The 'NoFap' sub-reddit has over 155k subscribers. I am absolutely astounded by the number of people committed to NOT JERKING OFF. To say that the tenets of this group goes against my personal beliefs as an avid masturbator and porn producer does not express how I truly feel. I simply dumbfounded.

Let's Jerk-Off In Moderation!

I'm not one to disrespect another's personal beliefs without first gaining knowledge of their position. Therefore, I spent serious time on the 'NoFap' sub-reddit. I expected plenty of trolling and masturbation porn laced with porn. I was surprised to find that this following is very serious about not jerking off.

Here is an excerpt from one of the popular threads titled 'The REAL Power of No-Fap':

It has nothing to do with getting laid or confidence or energy or any of that.

The real and true power of no-fap is in divorcing yourself from the habit of letting your feelings control your actions.

No-Fap is ridiculously difficult because we have grown up allowing our desires to dictate our actions. Everytime you feel horny you go watch porn and jack it. How can you be a truly free human being if your days are directed by short-term pleasure seeking/pain avoiding desires?

Success demands that you put aside temporary pleasure for long-term gain. Being a slave to your desires means that you are forever trapped in chasing temporary pleasure at the expense of your long-term profit.

Once you really start mastering no-fap you'll find that you'll master other areas of your life naturally. No longer will you be "too tired" to go to the gym. No longer will you be "too hungry" to stick to your diet. No longer will you be "too afraid" to ask a girl out.

Once you realize that your feelings don't have to dictate your actions THEN you have transcended one-step up as a human being.

Those whose actions are driven by unconscious and irrational feelings and desires are on the same level as animals.

I included the entire excerpt to show how deep this shit is. Needless to say there is plenty to dissect from this passage, but I won't bore you with a thesis.

Let's focus on the fifth paragraph beginning with "Once you really start mastering no-fap...." Are people really jerking off so much that they can't go the gym, can't eat a good diet and too afraid to talk to girls? Really!?!

Sounds to me that if jerking off is preventing you from making a sandwich and seeking real pussy then you

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more likely than not lack common sense and basic social skills. Nothing you do in life should be done to the extent that it is harmful to your well being and ability to function in society. That includes masturbating, driving a fucking car, eating fast food, skydiving, flushing the toilet and everything else in life.

Get your shit together!

There is nothing wrong with occasionally rubbing one out to internet porn while your wife is sleep. Don't ruin her night! Nor is their anything wrong with coming home from the gym and beating off because you were awestruck by a bad ass bitch in the gym. It's harmless.

If you jerk off to the point that you can no longer function in society you need counseling and possibly medication.

In the mean time, the rest of us are going to find something to cum too!

 

 

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Fellas, you know that sometimes you have neither energy nor time to warm your girlfriend up for a good fucking.  Basically, you want to quickly rub one out and get on with your day.  Sticky Fingers is suited for that exact purpose.  Sit back and watch a hot chick play with her wet pussy.  Toys or fingers, it does not matter what she uses to get off and get you off!

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There are many more ladies in the Sticky Fingers series who are talented enough to help you get that nut without a fuck.  Our personal favorite is the first in the series, featuring Italia Blue, Tina and Cinnamon Delight.  Cinnamon had the fattest ass and the pussy was so tight she could barely get a small vibrator to penetrate it.

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