WatchMojo.com recently published a YouTube video naming the Top 10 Famous Celebrity Booties (Famous Celebrity seems redundant, but we will role with it). I usually choose not to write about such mainstream bullshit because it comes from the mainstream and will be...well, bullshit.
I will concede that some of the ladies on the list deserve to hold a position on most legitimate best booty list. Some of these ladies literally have no ass at all or have gained booty infamy simply because of their celebrity or other talent (e.g. dancing). If you've spent any time looking at porn or stripper selfies on social media sites you know that many of these 'Top 10' can't complete with real-world booties.
Here's WatchMojo's list of Top 10 Famous Celebrity Booties:
- Jennifer Lopez: No doubt a Phat Ass on a grand scale. Well, at least it used to be. Jennifer is still packing but has slimmed down considerably since you went "Hollywood." I miss the thick bubble butt she had when she was a Fly-Girl dancing on In Living Color.
- Shakira: Nice ass, but relatively small compared to many other Latin American hotties. Her booty fame is more hype based on her dancing than actual booty meat.
- Kim Kardashian: Is it real? It was real in the Ray-J sex tape! I've seen so many pictures of that ass at this point that it is no longer as impressive. Definitely a phatty. Unfortunately, there are way to many pictures of it looking lumpy and distorted.
- Beyoncé: Nice ass! It's a dime a dozen in the hood, but a nice ass it is.
- Nicki Minaj: Clearly a fake ass and for that reason it shouldn't be on the list. I do like how she works it.
- Iggy Azaelia: Phat Ass White Girl indeed. Thumbs up to this whooty. She's very 'hippy' which is not what you tend to see in mainstream white thots.
- Scarlett Johansson: Nice petite booty on a small frame! Not sure if it is 'Top 10'.
- Pippa Middleton: If you're an ass-man then this entry on the list is down right offensive.This chick has no ass at all.
- Cocoa Austin: Another amazing whooty. Cornbread fed no doubt.
- Vida Guerra: An amazing latin ass and probably the best on this list. If Shakira could dance with an ass like this there would be a lot of guys fapping at her concerts.