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Awesome Titty Blogs

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My love for thick booty chicks has blinded me to the abundance of ample breast exposed on the internet. Breast are not my preference, but I like a nice tit as much as the next man. As far as I'm concerned the rounder the better. Perky nipples are a must. The bigger the nipple the better the sucking. Breast size doesn't matter as long as I can hold a tit in the palm of my hand and munch on that titty. But enough about me. This post is about the awesome amount of tit pics available on the internet.

On Thick Figures I feature dozens of big booty, slim bodied, tattooed ladies of all races and body configurations. Yes, there are fat chicks and skinny broads on thickfigures.com. In my quest to find the hottest bitches on social media I have come across the following awesome Tumblr titty blogs. Enjoy!

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The Beauty of Big Tits

Breast Obsess

Big Tits In Tight Clothing

The Breast Expansion Blog

Breast Meat

Breast are like a good pair of jeans; they're a good match with everything. You can find cartoon titty blogs, tattooed titties, tiny titties, you name it and somebody is blogging about it. The best thing about it is that it's all FREE. Long gone are the days of buying a girly magazine to jerk off too.


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Thot Video: Anal Ebony BBW

I love amateur porn because it represents real people. What other genre has sloppy fat bitches, stretch-marked white trash whores and beer belly losers fucking each other like rabbits. It’s awesome. Watching “real” people fuck creates a more realistic porn fantasy than watching unattainable bitches reamed by incredibly big dicks. Let’s face it, most of […]

Love These Hoes, Part 2

My presumption that adult performers are narcissist begs the question: If you get personal satisfaction from fucking on camera are you being exploited? The answer is hell yeah, and in my world (and yours) exploitation is a good thing. I’m about to get deep. Deeper than a tall fat girl’s pussy. If you are looking for […]

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Thot Video: Ass Clapping 101 with Pinky

You know the popular cliché: Each one teach one. There’s an expectation that the most successful members of society will reach back and help someone less fortunate. Pinky XXX is a thick black chick who has been succeeding in the porn biz for damn near a decade. With the popularity of twerking and ass clapping […]

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Thot Video: Dick Sucking Lips

Fellas, you ever see a random chick at your job or just walking down the street and the first thing that grabs your attention is her mouth. Not her phat ass or deep cleavage breast, but her mouth! Your immediate thought to yourself is “Damn, she’s got some dick sucking lips!” I remember in high […]

She Wants to Fuck?

Love These Hoes, Part 1

As a pornologist, there are two questions that I have been asked by friends, family and haters alike. The questions are: 1.) What type of woman has sex on camera for money, and 2.) How can you justify the exploitation of women? Women In Porn In a prior satirical post, Big Booty Models, Tricks & Hoes, […]

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You know the stereotypes.  Black women have thick bubble booties, Latinas are curvaceous and white girls have flat asses. Black women can dance and throw that ass on you in so many ways. White girls have no rhythm, but the head skills are awesome. I’ll concede that stereotypes are based on some level of reality. There must […]

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Thot Video: Cuckold Teen Amber Blank Loves BBC

Amber Blank is a bad ass bitch. Pretty face, petite yet bubble thick booty, and lustful for black cock. Best of all you can tell from her performance that she absolutely loves to fuck black dick. Thank God her lame cuck boyfriend is recording her slutty behavior. I’ve watched and enjoyed hours of cuckold video. […]

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Thot Video: Black Girlfriend Facial

If there’s one thing I like more than a thick black chick it’s a pretty cum covered face. Race doesn’t matter when it comes to leaving a cumshot on the face of a hot babe. I have to admit, that there is nothing more degrading (well, maybe a blowjob after anal sex…ass to mouth) than […]

We Porn Makers, Ep.5 – Assholes & Bigotry

Dudes, if you like fucking girls in the ass does that make you gay?  Think about it, an asshole is an asshole! In this episode we take a look at the bigotry surrounding homosexuality and the irrational bigotry surrounding it.  Haters are going to hate! We’re not trying to change minds or influence your opinion.  […]

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Movie Review – Pop Shots

Pop Shots is the cumshot video compilation series by The Butterwaters (butterwater.com). Sometimes you may not want to watch 20 to 30 minutes of sucking and fucking. You want to get right to the cumshot. You want to see if she’s going to take a load to the face or serve up a creampie. If […]

The Truth About Fucking Fat Girls

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I was hanging with a good friend of mine when we bumped into a couple of his acquaintances. After introductions were made we all started talking the usual shit guys talk about when women aren’t around. There was banter about sports, nerd movie shit and eventually the conversation turned to the bitches we fuck with. The highlight of the night came when my good friend started lying on his dick. This motherfucker started talking about all the bad ass bitches he fucked with over the years. He spoke of incredible tales of side-chicks and thots he had in his stable. The entire time I sat quietly knowing that this nigga had a sloppy fat white girl waiting for his ass to get home. Apparently I was the only one at the table who knew that he passed up plenty of thick black chicks for fat white pussy. Yes, he is that dude!

Why do so many guys act like they don’t fuck with fat girls? With the United States adult obesity rate close to 35% there’s a good chance that a third of men are in-fact overweight and/or are fucking with a plus-sized woman. Basically, one in three chicks you meet are going to be fat. If you exclusively like black women then chances are 48% of the women you meet are fat. Damn near half the black pussy in these streets are fat. Isn’t that shit crazy!

In fairness I must acknowledge that there are plenty of men who love big girls and treat them like trophy pieces. These men should be applauded for not succumbing to the bullshit. Then there are men like myself who don’t give a fuck as long as she’s giving a fuck, literally. (I’m just saying!)

I can’t stand these lame ass dudes who claim dime pieces when they know they’re not pulling dimes. Now, before the feminist legion comes out screaming that their are BBW dimes, I’m referring to the stereotypical dime; Jennifer Aniston, Hallie Berry, etc…. The reality is that most women fall between the stereotypical cover model and a hood booger like Precious. I’m not fat-shaming Precious, but it is what it is. As far as I’m concerned she can get the dick just like any other Vagina-American.

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Fuck’em All!

I’ve had my share of bony bitches and fat chicks. There is nothing more unattractive than a skinny bitch with a protruding pelvic bone AND a unshapely fat girl with no ass and roll upon roll of fatty flesh. I like my BBW’s curvy with distinctly delineated tits, waist and ass. The female form is the most beautiful image in the world. It should not look like a mound of flesh, like Jabba the Hut.

At the end of the day when the panties come down what matters is how good is the pussy. Fucking a plumper is slightly more labor intensive and more challenging. The average man can throw a skinny bitch around like a rag doll. You can twist and bend her bony ass with little resistance. Dominating a big girl requires a special set of skills. You have to literally know how to bare the load. You need to strategically position that ass to get the dick deep. This is not a game for lame ass dudes with weak dick skills.

I’m not suggesting that the extra pounds make her a good fuck, but when she knows how to fuck she will aggressively throw that ass on you. Two large ass cheeks slamming on your waist as she rides cowgirl is more satisfying than a bony bitch stabbing you with her pelvis as she rides dick.

I’m suggesting that men should deny their preferences for the sake of being politically correct. If you don’t like big women then you shouldn’t have to bow to liberal pressures to be inclusive. What I am saying is that men who do fuck with fat chicks shouldn’t be ashamed to admit it. Actively denying the fact that you are smashing plumpers regularly is a strong sign of a man’s low self-esteem.

Hoes and Housewives

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Why is it so hard to meet a bad bitch with a meaningful career who loves to fuck and is not of some selfish bullshit? I’m so tired of women saying that men ain’t shit when there are so many ain’t-shit bitches roaming these streets. I’m so tired of these unambitious broads who think the only come-up is meeting a dude with money and a car. Attention ladies, having a pussy doesn’t make you a high caliber chick. Ladies, step your game up.

The recent media attention given to street harassment, or hollering at a chick as she walks past you, has many dudes wondering how are they suppose to meet women if they cannot talk to them on the street. Personally, I think your game is pretty weak if you think screaming “Yo’ Ma!” or “Damn, you got a fat ass!” is going to make a woman want to stop in her tracks to talk to you. Sure you may pick up an occasional thirsty thot but it is highly unlikely that you will grab the attention of a woman who knows her worth.

Fellas, if you want to meet high caliber woman, step your game up. Stop harassing these ladies as they walking down the street. Trust me, they are not trying to fuck with you.

Most men have dealt with their share of hoes and side-chicks. These ladies have their role to play in society and most dudes can appreciate that. However, at some point you need a housewife, wifey or bottom-bitch. I’m not advocating marriage, but we all need a lady who will ride or die for our agenda. Conversely, we should commit ourselves to ride or die for her goals as well.

As men, I think we ultimately want women who can play both the role of wifey and hoe. We want her to have the ability hold down a career, the household and the bedroom. I want to stress how important it is to hold down that bedroom.

All women should know that if their fuck game is weak no dude is going to put up with their shit no matter how good they perform in other aspects of their lives. Ladies, you need to be able to fuck well and fuck often. Be the hoe your man is looking for. Any lady who is not willing to step her game up in the bedroom is creating opportunities for thots and side-chicks to play their position.

Street Harassment

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A$AP Rocky said it best, “I love bad bitches, that’s my fucking problem!” Don’t we all? I got into porn because…I love bad bitches. Popular advice to our youth is to find your passion and run with it. Don’t chase money, chase your passion. I love female bodies. I love strippers, booties, hoes and all that comes with it. That’s always been my passion (or my problem) and that’s why I’m a porn maker.

As a porn producer and blogger I frequently portray women in a way that may be inconsistent with female empowerment. Although I take the position that sexual liberation is in fact empowerment I can see why some may think that my actions are misogynistic.

Street harassment has been an issue in the feminist realm for quite some time. Recently it has been elevated to new heights of discussion when CNN reported on the video “10 Hours of Walking in NYC as a Woman” by a group known as Hollaback. In the video a hidden camera records an attractive young woman as she walks the streets of New York City. This young lady neither initiates nor responds to the variety of men who spit weak game to her. I give major emphasis to the word weak.

I can proudly say that I have bagged plenty of broads in my day. I have never picked up a lady by talking to her in the street. I don’t like when uninvited people approach me. Therefore, I have always considered it to be rude to approach someone who has not solicited my attention.

Dudes, let’s keep it 100, do you think most random chicks on the street want to be bothered with your bullshit. A passive “hello” is one thing, shouting she has a fat ass is another. Bang bus and West Coast Productions porn has lame dudes thinking they can cruise the streets and pick up random ladies to fuck. The real world does not work like that. Fellas, these chicks don’t want to fuck you, trust me on that. They don’t want to be approached, followed or screamed at for thwarting your unsolicited advances.

When you see an attractive lady on the streets the best thing to do is keep your admiration to yourself. Your desires to fuck her does not have to be expressed publicly.

If you are a man of any type of status (and I won’t explain what that means) then you will have plenty of opportunities to talk to attractive women. You do not have to disrespect their presence as they silently walk on the sidewalk. What you consider to be a peaceful gesture may be threatening to a young woman walking alone. That alone should be enough for most upstanding men to stop committing acts that intimidate women.

I love bad bitches. I also respect a woman’s right to not put up with my bullshit.

 

Top 10 Twerking Booties I’d Love to Smash

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Like many pornnoisseurs I have watched hundreds, if not thousands, of twerk vines and videos. I'm an ass-man and will never apologize for such. I put together this Top 10 twerk compilation to highlight the various classifications of booty discussed in a prior blog post.

With the exception of #1 (Jessica Vanessa), #6 and #10 (a member of one of those infamous twerk teams) I an unfamiliar with the ladies in this twerk compilation. The amateur twerkers in this video do an excellent job of shaking that ass on a professional level. All these ladies are thick chicks in one way or another.

Enjoy the video and visit our YouTube channel for additional twerk video compilations.

Classification of Top 10 Twerking Booties

Here is how I classify the ladies in this video:
1. Tear Drop (Jessica Vanessa)
2. Pigtail - Chubby/Fat white girl
3. Apple Bottom - Skinny chick with a bubble butt
4. Pigtail - Chubby/Fat Latina - Thick?
5. Apple Bottom - Skinny chick with a plenty of booty meat
6. Apple Bottom - Twerk team member with a ghetto booty (same as #10)
7. Tear Drop - Classic thick black booty
8. Pigtail - Chubby/Fat Latina
9. Flat - Looks impressive in a bent over position, but don't be fooled, it's flat
10. Apple Bottom - Ghetto booty (same as #6)

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Download Amateur Porn

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Why is it so hard to find good porn on the internet? There are literally thousands of tube sites offering free porn. But as you know, clicking on a promising clip may redirect you to another free porn tube site. What the fuck is that all about. If I click on a ‘big booty hoes’ video I want to see a video of big booty hoes. I don’t want my click redirecting me to another shitty site.

Once you do find a legitimate free site, like Xhamster, you will discover that most of this free shit is recycled. It appears on many other quality sites. Not a problem, until you run out of shit to jerk off too. We all have our favorite niches, which means that most of the free porn on a good tube site won’t get us off. If I’m searching for fat Latinas fucking bbc then hentai or other niches will be of little interest. Eventually your searches will pull up the same videos over and over again, and who wants to jerk off to the same thing more than once (or twice).

At some point a true porn connoisseur will get tired of the free porn. You won’t be able to get your fix from free shit. You’re going to have to bite the bullet and spend a few dollars for quality xxx.

Like everything in the world worth having, if you’re willing to pay then it’s available. Many of the DVD movies produced by The Butterwaters are available to download in one form or another. There are over 140 clips and movies available in our We Porn Makers Clip Store.


If you’re a porn collector we probably have something for you. No doubt we got those thick ghetto amateur, interracial hoe, married MILF and slutty Latina porn video. But, there is so much more. In addition to thot amateurs we fuck porn stars too.

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Features two of the thickest big body adult performers from New York City. Before Lethal Lipps was wrapping her mouth around dick on the west coast we had her getting fucked in the ass for The Butterwaters. This is a must see for all you nasty motherfuckers who like to go from ass-to-mouth.

Phatty Girl is a legend in the New York stripper-party scene. Not only are her twerk skills official, but her head game is serious. This extra thick chick swallows dick inch by inch. She’s got a pretty face, phat ass and huge tits. What more can you ask for?

In Big Juicey 3 we turned it up a notch for you BBW lovers by giving you two more fat ass ladies; Pretty-N-Plump and Valentine Scarlett. These two amateurs were on their A-game working hard to make a name in amateur porn.

If these two movies don’t a make you want to fuck a fat girl then I don’t know what will.

The full DVD Big Juicey 2, and bonus footage, can be downloaded from our clip store. Footage from Big Juicey 3 is also available and the full movie is on demand at HotMovies.com.

Maybe fat porn stars are not your thing. Rumor has it that fat pussy stays wet, but if that’s not for you we have more to offer.

Pop Shots

If your like me, then sometimes you want to get straight to the money shot. You don’t want to watch 20 minutes of blow jobs and fucking. You want to know where this bitch catches the cumshot.  Facial, creampie, across the ass cheek you want to know if ‘ole girl loves cum. Does she taste it, swallow, rub it in her hairy cunt. In our Pop Shots cum compilation series we cut out all the bullshit and get straight to that money shot. If cum is your fetish you can download our Pop Shot videos from the clip store. Own it and rub one out as often as you desire.

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Sticky Fingers

In addition to all the fucking, sucking, and nut busting we have an exclusive collection of solo girl masturbation videos compiled in our Sticky Fingers series. We are voyeurs. Why else would you be watching other people fuck and get off. Well, if you are going to watch, then you need to see a young lady playing with her pussy.

If you love pussy play then Sticky Fingers should be included in your collection of solo masturbation videos. Watching a hot bitch rub her clit and finger her cunt requires an incredible amount of restraint. The average man goes into fuck-mode at the sight of any pussy (pretty, ugly, sloppy, homely pussy doesn’t matter). If you are up to it, I challenge you to patiently watch. Don’t start rubbing one out as soon as the legs are spread. Just wait and see what she does.

Our Sticky Fingers masturbation video series includes a diverse range of female talent. We have skinny white girls, MILFs, thick black ass, Latina pussy, fat chicks, amateurs and porn stars working their pussy to climax. In Sticky Fingers: Director’s Nut we upped the ante by including additional handjob footage after the solo masturbation. Let’s be honest, even the voyeur needs to get off.

Get the Porn You Need

There’s nothing wrong with jerking off to free porn. I do it as often as I can. But when I can’t find what I’m looking for then I pay the price for what I need. Trust me, as a producer, I can assure you that the premium adult video on the web outshines and engulfs the free shit. Shit, you can even get shit custom made from the multitude of couples making a living doing porn.

Please check out our video selection and let us know what you think. Click on the box cover art and you can see a free preview for most of our movies.

Finally, if you know of any good free sites or paid sites with incredible content leave the link in the comments section.

Nasty New York Amateurs

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I started producing because I couldn’t find the type of porn I was looking for. At the time, my preference was for big booty chicks. It didn’t matter if the lady was white, black, latina or other as long as the ass was thick. I was tired of the bullshit coming out of L.A. You know the typical West Coast Production. A guy is cruising by and picks up a random young thot at a bus stop. He takes her back to the crib and she proceeds to do what thots do. We’ve seen this scenario thousands of times, literally. I wanted true amateur porn. Real around-the-way bitches fucking real niggas. That was hard to find before broadband internet exploded.

Nastynyamateurs.com is a truly authentic amateur ghetto porn website. The content is 100% exclusive real niggas fucking real bitches.

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Nasty New York Amateurs

I like big girls. I love seeing big girls smashed. If you like seeing an amateur BBW getting the full ghetto whore treatment then you must visit nastynyamateurs.com. The site is not marketed as a BBW site, but the overwhelming majority of the content features plus sized broads. I don’t know if this is intentional. I was born and raised in The Bronx and lived in Brooklyn for many years. I know that there are just as many slim or thick chicks as there are fat girls. I have to say that the lack of body type diversity is the only downside of this site.

The slutting and fucking is official! These dudes truly know how to treat a hoe like a hoe and turn out a amateur chick. I don’t know if the producers are staking out strip clubs or pulling bitches from the block. They have a good eye for picking real hoe chicks. No shy bitches scared to suck dick, no lame broads who don’t want to do anal. None of that hesitant shit. These amateur ladies suck dick and take it up the ass like they’re making career moves.

The quality of the video is excellent for an amateur site. I have never seen a poorly lit scene from nastynyamateurs.com. The scenes are shot in a real apartment, not a shitty hotel. The cameraman does a good job of getting the money shots. Whether creampie or facial every cumshot is captured.

The producers of nastynyamateurs.com are seriously grinding in the amateur porn genre. In addition to their flagship site they have several niche sites. Distinguishing one site from another is not always clear. The content looks the same. There’s no way for me to know if these sites are profitable, but you can tell that they love what they do. Here’s a break down of additional sites:

JawJackers.net

“Amateur blow jobs from the streets of New York. From the streets to there (sic) knee’s, we put there jaws to the test. Jawjackers.net is all about that oral satisfaction. Finding hoes, and getting them to suck dick.”

The synopsis is straight forward. It’s a blow job site. Just like nastynyamateurs.com the ladies tend to be on the heavier side, but that’s ok! Watch a few preview clips and you’ll see that the head skills are on point.

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MsNympho.com

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“Nymphos come in all shapes and sizes.”

I’m not sure why the amateur content on this site is different from what is on their main site. I can only assume that they pull so many bitches that they can’t put all the content on nastynyamateurs!

Urbanamateurs.net

“Where All Girls Get Fucked. BBW, Slim, Thick, Tall, Short or Small, We Fuck Them All.”

Great content. Plenty of fat chicks. Again, I’m not sure why this is different from nastynyamateurs.com, but I’m not complaining.

Blowgirls.net

“Where it’s all about 2 or more hoes suckin’ on some hard dick.”

Ok, who doesn’t want their dick sucked by two bitches! I’m down, but seems like they could have just put this on Jawjackers.net. Seems like another case of having so much content you have to create another site. Definitely a product of that hard grind.

Docuporn.com

“Busted booties, psycho hoez, bloopers, limp dicks, exposed hoez. 100% raw uncut amateur footage.”

I love this type of shit. I personally have tons of behind the scenes footage that I have spun through the years to make more money from my content. I always have an additional camera to catch extra footage at my shoots.  This site looks like they peeped my technique and ran with it. If you are a porn producer you can definitely appreciate making money from that otherwise useless footage. As a consumer you get to see that some times these big dick niggas can’t perform or that some of these hoodrats are clueless low I.Q. hoes. Every chick looks good getting fucked, but try to talk to some of these skanks and you get whole new perspective of the fuckery going on in amateur porn.

If you are into amateur ghetto porn I encourage you to check out nastynyamateurs.com and their other sites. Ghetto hoes are their specialty. Here’s a sample of their content:

Love These Hoes, Part 2

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My presumption that adult performers are narcissist begs the question: If you get personal satisfaction from fucking on camera are you being exploited? The answer is hell yeah, and in my world (and yours) exploitation is a good thing.

I’m about to get deep. Deeper than a tall fat girl’s pussy. If you are looking for something to jerk off to, then please watch a thot video or click something on the side bar. If I still have your attention, thank you. Let’s dive in.

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The simple definition of exploitation is self utilization. If I want to write a letter I can use a pen and paper. The mere use of those resources is exploitation. I literally used the pen and paper for my self benefit. Exploitation often implies a profit motive for the use of resources. I may use my resources, the pen and paper, to create something of value (art, maybe) and then sell my creation for my self benefit. You can apply the narrow or extended definition of exploitation to unlimited daily interactions. Let’s go deeper into this pussy.

Exploitation is the cornerstone of capitalism. It is the efficient exploitation of resources, including labor, which allows businesses to turn a profit. Think about it like this, your employer is not going to pay you the value you produce. If they did then there would be no profit for the owner. The employee gets a nominal value compared to the value produced. Let’s consider a pee-brain example. If you work eight hours per day for $8 per hour ($64) and you sell $200 dollars worth of hamburgers shouldn’t you get paid somewhere closer to $200 per day. Hell no! The difference between what you earned ($64) and the value you produced ($200) is the owners profit (minus overhead, etc…).  If your boss paid you more, then he would make less! You are being exploited. This is highly acceptable. It is the American way!

Let’s apply this discussion to adult performers, or any entertainer for that matter. First, as a consumer the fact that you derive a benefit from consumption is exploitation. It is self utilization. Just as you derived a benefit from using the pen and paper. Second, as a producer the performance creates a value to be sold for more than what it cost to produce. Just like value produced by selling hamburgers. Porn is a billion dollar industry. Adult performers are not making billions of dollars!

We’re In The Matrix

When I’m grilled or attacked for exploiting women (nobody gives a fuck about exploiting men) I frequently use The Matrix movies to explain how we benefit from such exploitation. As you may recall from the movies, the Matrix was initially a perfect world but the humans rejected the perfection. Human nature is driven by dichotomy (Good v. Evil), not monotony . We need adversity. We need something to motivate us to overcome and achieve. Put simply, we thrive when shit is fucked up!

We would all love to live in a world without crime. No murders, assaults, rapes, burglaries, etc… would be wonderful, right? Consider that there are over 1.1 million people employed in law enforcement in America. If all citizens got their shit together and there was no more crime you would instantly have 1.1 million people unemployed. Who says crime doesn’t pay? It legitimately produces careers and feeds families. We all have a role to play in society. We need criminals to create jobs for cops!

You shut down any industry in pursuit of perfection, including porn, and the ripple effect to the U.S. economy would be catastrophic.

Sexuality is part of human nature. We need it to thrive. Our need for sex creates the need for the sex worker. A lap dance from a thick ass Puerto Rican stripper may be what you need to satisfy your sexual urges. Others may need some pussy.

Finally, people tend to do what they are good at. It is often said that a great athlete has a natural ability. A scientific genius may have the ability to see the world in ways that the average person cannot. Some people may have an incredible sex drive and are exceptionally good a fucking. Let’s recognize talent for what it is. Let a hoe be a hoe if that’s what she’s good at. Exploit her talents as you see fit.

She Wants to Fuck?

Love These Hoes, Part 1

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As a pornologist, there are two questions that I have been asked by friends, family and haters alike. The questions are: 1.) What type of woman has sex on camera for money, and 2.) How can you justify the exploitation of women?

Women In Porn

In a prior satirical post, Big Booty Models, Tricks & Hoes, I identified three types of women who you find in the porn industry. First, there is the Model.  This is a confident lady with a bad ass body who knows how to make money from her appearance. She’ll book photo shoots, may do some twerking, but she ain’t trying to fuck. Models use their good looks as a stepping stone to get where they need to be.

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Millian Bleu has a big round ass.

A Trick will do anything for some cash. She may only have one foot in the game, but if the money is right she’s all in. A Trick will be a stripper, escort and porn star for the money.  She has no fucks to give when it comes to making that dollar. She’s strictly pay to play.

Hoes love to fuck. Making money is secondary to getting that pussy worked out. A hoe will suck your dick at the club because her favorite song came on. If she’s a side chick she will fuck you and your boys without contemplation of consequences.  She’s fucking regardless!

It can be argued that neither class of lady needs the camera to perform their respective niches. A model can work that body to get what she wants from a man, boss or colleague without performing a sexual act. Her talent is manipulation and that can be mental or physical.  A trick can work the pole at the club without ever being recorded. Similarly, a hoe can just be a hoe without the video.

What’s the common thread that allows you to press record?

Narcissism is defined as an inordinate fascination with oneself, excessive self-love or vanity. It is also defined as erotic gratification derived from admiration of one’s own physical or mental attributes. In laymen’s terms, these chicks are turned on by seeing themselves or allowing others see them getting smashed, reamed, fucked or cum covered.

Why do women make porn? So you can watch them. So that they can perform an act that makes you desire them. A true narcissist is empowered by their ability to manipulate. It’s all about them. You may think you’re the shit, but only to the extent that she allows.

You can psychoanalyze the mind of an narcissist and you may determine that she is a master manipulator or a victim of abuse. The origins of her narcissism are irrelevant when she has your attention or when she is engrossed in vanity. When that red light is on she is at center stage.  It doesn’t matter if she is a thick black chick, whooty or BBW, she get’s top billing in porn.

I would assume that in her mind she is a commodity, a hot piece of ass, a porn star.

– Read Love These Hoes, Part 2 for an honest view of the necessity of exploitation (COMING SOON)

 

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Phat Ass White Girls Twerking

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You know the stereotypes.  Black women have thick bubble booties, Latinas are curvaceous and white girls have flat asses. Black women can dance and throw that ass on you in so many ways. White girls have no rhythm, but the head skills are awesome.

I’ll concede that stereotypes are based on some level of reality. There must exist some archetype that spawned the stereotype. As well as a catalyst or medium that allows it to become engrained in our normative culture. (This is getting too deep for porn!) In fact, I would argue that the stereotype is the outlier, not the norm. There are plenty of flat ass black women, obese Latinas and white girls who cannot suck dick. I don’t know any of the latter, but I’m sure they exist.

If you are willing to accept a stereotype as the norm, then you must recognize the special nature of the subject that breaks the norm; e.g. the Phat Ass White Girl. If flat asses are the norm then the phat ass white girl deserves our utmost attention. The alleged rarity must be adored.  Smack it up, flip it, rub it down just like you would a thick black ass.

That’s right! Don’t treat these white bitches like they got something special. White girl with a booty, or whooty, get your ass on that stage.  I want to see it clap, jiggle, grasp a bottle of Ciroc with them cheeks. If you got it, then twerk it. Shake that ass like these thick black chicks.

An amazing ass on a white woman does not endow her with any privileges. In fact, it only levels the playing field. I want all these hoes objectified for my selfish pleasure.

Not to long ago, black twerkers had the online video sites, such as YouTube and Daily Motion, locked down. It used to be hard to find a whooty twerking video. Now we live in a times when phat ass white girl videos are going toe to toe with black twerk videos. Honestly, sometimes there is so many PAWG videos in my search results that it is becoming difficult to find a good black ass clapping compilation. Booty dancing has been gentrified by phat ass white girls!  Equality is a motherfucker, ain”t it!?!

I’m not complaining about the current situation.  On the contrary, I want to encourage you college aged white chicks to continue to lock your doors, mount your cameras, put on your favorite rapper and shake that ratchet phat ass for the Vine!